Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Hello, my name is Molly, and I'm an addict. The first step is admitting it! As you may have heard, I "overdosed" on my mom's blood pressure medication this week. My mom left her meds on the kitchen table and I was desperate for my next fix, so I went on up there and tore into that bottle. Bugsy had never used before so I pressured him into it. We both took a hit and my mom found us an hour later. It was not my finest moment--I was non responsive, lethargic and basically catatonic. My family had to conduct an intervention immediately. They took us to the vet and we had to induce vomit...the drugs were out and I was already jonesing for my next fix. Bugsy was fine, but I had to go to medical detox--the product of many years of addiction. I had to be on an IV and be monitored overnight. They always say an addict has to hit rock bottom before they are prepared to quit. Just say no to drugs!!!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Molly is such a show off. She really tosses this thing around and gets quite aggressive. I'm not really "food motivated" as my trainer says...just love motivated!!! Dad says he wants to put Molly on his soccer team after seeing these moves. What about me dad??!!
That Molly is so crazy. She has no fear. She just goes after those sprinklers. As for me, I'll admit it, I'm afraid of just about everything. That's part of my charm, isn't it loyal fans??
Thursday, August 6, 2009
You will be pleased to know that Molly and I got a glowing review from our trainer. Molly hasn't attacked me in awhile and we play together very nicely. We are star pupils!!! So now, we really are ready for this baby. I hope...
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Oh man, Molly and I are in so much trouble. You know, as latch key kids, it's really hard to be home alone all day and we get really bored. Yeah, it's an excuse, but it's the truth. The other day, mom came home and couldn't believe her eyes. Molly and I dug up a plant in the backyard and brought it inside. We shook it out and dirt was flying everywhere. It covered the carpet, the couch, the tile. I have to tell you, there is nothing quite like the smell of fresh soil. I feel bad and everything because it took my parents a long time to clean it up, but it sure was fun while it lasted. It even broke the vacuum. Mom says we better wise up because she doesn't have the energy for us...oh come on mom, how can you resist this under bite?!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
My mom and dad tell me they are taking a trip to Hawaii soon, although I think I am getting the better deal since I get to go visit my Hal when they are away. I just love visiting my Hal and my Uncles Dewey and Cody. But having Molly come along may cramp my style. We'll see. In the meantime, Molly and I are feeling festive in our Hawaiian attire. Unfortunately, Molly was not feelin that grass skirt, so mom put it around her neck instead of her tummy. Molly's just got to learn to go with the flow man. Let loose like Bugsy. Hang ten!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
This pit bull puppy was my nemesis in the class. I always growled at her just to show her who was boss (and the best student). I have small dog complex I guess...at least that's what my mom says! Even though we mastered the beginning obedience class, we weren't all that obedient in taking this picture!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
We went on a road trip this weekend to see My Hal in Las Vegas. I've made the trip several times, but this was Molly's first out of state venture. My mom keeps telling me that Molly was the best road tripper because she was content to sit in the back seat and sleep. Not me. I need to be in on the action. I either have to be on the lap of the front passenger (I would prefer to sit on the driver's lap but I'm not one to break the law!) or I have to climb to the very back to investigate what's going on outside. If I don't get my way, I whine and whine. I'm a master manuipulator you know!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
I'm getting older now as you can see, so Bugsy's been teaching me to read. In this picture to the right you can see I'm reading. I'm actually reading under my parents bed late at night with my flashlight. I've been reading Cesar Milan books, because my Mom says I'm misbehaved. I guess he whispers to dogs or something.
I just like to nibble on things around the house, I don't mean any harm...I swear. I'm trying to get better - but maybe its justs because I'm still young, I'm only 6 months old by the way.
Oh I don't think Bugsy told you all, but I was spayed about a week ago. My Daddy dropped me off at the vet, and the next thing I know I had a pain in my stomach and big incision about an inch and a half long. I'm recovering quite nicely, but the area where they shaved me sure is itchy now on my stomach.
Anyway, I gotta finish my Cesar Milan book so I learn how to be more well-behaved. Bye now.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Of course, the first class, I was used as the demonstration. We did a "watch me" command and I nailed it! Come on, I need a challenge. Molly is getting better too. We mastered "sit" last week, but we have some serious work to do on our short leash walking. I mean, I've been using one of those retractable leashes for so long now, it's tough to just switch on command. It's my mom and dad's fault.
I got a negative referral last weekend for my bad behavior. I don't know what got into me. I just couldn't stop talking during class. First, that herding dog was barking, so I had to bark back. And then I had my eye on that sweet Pug, so I had to make my move. I guess I need to work on my citizenship grades too!! Sorry mom...
Thursday, March 5, 2009
This was the best treat of all...a long, twisty pig tail...that entertained me for several days
Molly thinks she's pretty smart for figuring out this tricky thing...I'm not so good at it yet