Monday, March 29, 2010

Molly is practically Houdini

How could anyone EVER find Molly when she is this good at hiding under the bed? You might search, and search forever, but you would practically need a 6th sense to find her. Amazing huh?
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Bugg or horse?

Now this is just about ridiculous...I know I am complacent and I go along with just about anything, but this is a bit much. I mean, how much humiliation does one Bugg have to take? You dress me up in silly outfits and joke about my underbite. How about a little respect? Now, I am the first to sign on for a little fun, especially with my little Buddy Brandon, but can't we be equals? I think I deserve at least that!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Manny (ie male nanny) for hire


Bugg for hire!! I know you think "nobody can take care of my baby the way I can" but you have never hired me! I am a full service child care provider. Here is my resume:

** Supervised daily infant bath time
**Oversaw the nursing of an infant
**Participated in nightly reading time
**Administered daily doses of kisses
**Provided countless hours of cuddle time
**Tested the safety features of numerous children's toys
(most did not withstand my rigorous pull apart test)
**Helped clean up voluminous spit up
**Handled (ie rolled around in) piles of children's laundry
**Assisted in bottle preparation in the event of spilled milk
**Facilitated countless hours of tummy time
**Observed the feeding of solid foods (looking for droppings)

Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions. I can provide references upon request.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Everyday is a playdate


Having a baby brother is the best. I mean, aside from the spit up and all the new toys, I wasn't so sure that being a big brother was going to be all that great. But it is. Brandon and I are best buddies already. He is really interested in me. I like to sit up next to him and he likes to tug at my excess neck fur. And I've been told there's quite a lot of excess! He pokes me in the eye and sometimes flails while I'm in his path, but I just take it like a real Bugg. That's what friends are for, right? In return, he lets me smell the occasional ripe diaper and steal the occasional kiss. It's a match made in heaven.