Leader of the Pack

Most of you already know that things are a changing in my house. Molly has been attacking me lately and my mom says things are very stressful, whatever that means. My parents are keeping us separated at all times, so that's really tough. Plus, I hate it when it's my day to stay in the cage while Molly gets to roam around.

My parents hired a private trainer to set us straight and can you believe she has the nerve to say I am actually the dominant one?? Yeah, my jumping on you when you come to the door, my jumping on your lap so you can pet me, my bringing toys to you so we can play....all dominance. I guess I am passive aggressive like my mom. I have you all right where I want you!

So, Molly has to wear a muzzle when we are together and things are heating up in here. My mom keeps saying things need to change before the baby comes. What's this talk about this baby? I never agreed to that!!

Any suggestions?

Diva Bugg

My friend Julie gave me this Juicy Couture velour hoodie that reads "My Dog is cuter than your dog." It fits me like a glove. What can I say, couture brings out the diva in me!! I'm practically America's Next Top Model.

Buggs for adoption...

Oh man, Molly and I are in so much trouble. You know, as latch key kids, it's really hard to be home alone all day and we get really bored. Yeah, it's an excuse, but it's the truth. The other day, mom came home and couldn't believe her eyes. Molly and I dug up a plant in the backyard and brought it inside. We shook it out and dirt was flying everywhere. It covered the carpet, the couch, the tile. I have to tell you, there is nothing quite like the smell of fresh soil. I feel bad and everything because it took my parents a long time to clean it up, but it sure was fun while it lasted. It even broke the vacuum. Mom says we better wise up because she doesn't have the energy for us...oh come on mom, how can you resist this under bite?!