Hi guys, its me
Bugsy! Sorry its been awhile since I hit you all up. I've been busy with this
and that and what not.
You can see from my picture to the right that I am a big fan of shoes. This picture was taken of me when I still pretty little and I could fit inside my
Dads's shoe. He has blue Pumas. They're pretty cool looking I think. But you know what, they taste even better. I ripped out the insole in this shoe and munched on that for awhile. But my Dad caught me doing it, so I haven't had a chance to eat this one in awhile.
But, as you may have guessed, I found other
delicacies to snack on. Just last week, I ate 3 pairs of my Mom's shoes. First, I ate her Coach flip flops. Damn, those things were tasty. They had rubber and leather. Quite the
delicacy for someone who likes to chew things like I do. Next, I ate a pair of my Mom's old Mary Jane shoes. I don't know what Mary
Janes are, but that leather sure was tasty. I destroyed those things. If you saw those shoes now, they almost look like flip flops now because I ate out their heels.
You would think that my Mom would have learned to put away her shoes, or at least put them in a place I can't get, but no...she didn't. Just this past
Thursday I snacked on her favorite work shoes, this pair of black loafers. I had to eat them quick because my Dad was in the shower and my Mom was still sleeping. My Mom was so mad at me, she spanked me a few times. She thought she taught me a lesson. But, guess what....she didn't.
My Grandpa/Business Partner visited me this weekend. He was trying to fix my parents busted computer, so I could get back on the
blogsphere. So while he was upstairs in the office, I ate up his dress shoes. Damn, they were good. They had these
tassel things on them that were just calling me out to rip off and eat. Anyway, my Grandpa wasn't too mad, but he did joke with my Dad that he owed them $200
bux for his shoes. I guess you can say I have an expensive shoe fetish.
Anyway,
that's it for now. I have a long day tomorrow. My Mom is going to take me to the Bark Park with her Mom (my Grandma). It should be lots of fun. Bye now. Woof!