Bugg or horse?

Now this is just about ridiculous...I know I am complacent and I go along with just about anything, but this is a bit much. I mean, how much humiliation does one Bugg have to take? You dress me up in silly outfits and joke about my underbite. How about a little respect? Now, I am the first to sign on for a little fun, especially with my little Buddy Brandon, but can't we be equals? I think I deserve at least that!